Thursday, 24 October 2013

more anonymous chat (x-rated this time)

these are actual chats between two people who met randomly. they were aware that someone else could see what they were saying, and anyone can end the conversation at any time. the words 'Tori' and 'Uke' are from Aikido - they're not names. any identifiable details have been removed/edited

contains explicit material
[it was also two males - somebody was fibbing]

Question to discuss:
what do you think of porn?

Tori: it's ok

Uke: awesome lol

Tori: I don't watch so much now.

Uke: it helps me get better in bed with my boyfriend

Tori: really?

Uke: yes
Uke: lol

Tori: helps you find his g-spot?

Uke: why do you think girls know how to do good things
Uke: lol
Uke: no
Uke: it helps me know how to suck his dick good how

Tori: practice :P

Uke: to ride him good
Uke: lol

Tori: my way is trial and error xD
Tori: see what she likes

Uke: lol
Uke: i remember when i first suked dick
Uke: i almost died

Tori: sheash

Uke: and bit him by accident

Tori: haha

Uke: thats when i discovered porn

Tori: did he introduce you to watching porn?

Uke: no lol
Uke: i googled
Uke: how to be good at sex
Uke: lol

Tori: lol

Uke: and now im like alexis texas

Tori: google is always the answer

Uke: lol
Uke: right!1
Uke: but only with my man
Uke: n whore shit

Tori: I don't know who that is. I guess a pornstar though

Uke: no*
Uke: yepp
Uke: alexistexas.com

Tori: My gf usually swallows. She pretended to swallow once and then kissed me.

Uke: lol EW

Tori: I spat it out xD
Tori: I didn't like the taste

Uke: my boyfriend came in my mouth and it hit the back of my throat

Tori: she laughed xD

Uke: and i ran to the bathroom

Tori: did you choke?

Uke: and almost vomited
Uke: lol
Uke: non
Uke: no

Tori: why was it bad?
Tori: the taste?

Uke: no it just hit the thing
Uke: the back of the throat
Uke: like i always swallo

Tori: it hit your uvula?

Uke: yes!
Uke: lol

Tori: lol

Uke: the first time we had sex
Uke: i opened my mouth when he started
Uke: to cum and it went in my eye
Uke: and my nose

Tori: what was that like?

Uke: he started laughing
Uke: FACIAL

Tori: I wouldn't laugh

Uke: not that bad

Tori: I would think
Tori: it was really sexy

Uke: well he said it was hot but the face i made was like a surprised face

Tori: nice :D
Tori: even hotter

Uke: because i opened my eye and t was like right there going to my eye
Uke: lol
Uke: *********.tumblr.com

Tori: what's the link?

Uke: my tumblr

Tori: ok :)

Uke: you can msg me there
Uke: or whateva :D

Tori: mhmm :)

Uke: what do you think about eating girls out
Uke: lol

Tori: it tastes nice :)
Tori: I don't mind hair either :)

Uke: i had sex with a girl once
Uke: i hated it

Tori: oooo :)

Uke: like we were 69ing it
Uke: and
Uke: she was dripping on my face

Tori: I would fucking love that

Uke: lol not the way she tasted

Tori: oh

Uke: like she didnt taste right lol

Tori: I haven't tasted anyone else
Tori: from my gf

Uke: oh my
Uke: lol
Uke: my boyfriend says he loves the way i taste
Uke: he always wants to do it

Tori: yay :D

Tori: xD

Uke: LOL
Uke: :D
Uke: has your girl ever queffed lol
Uke: or however you spell it

Tori: no
Tori: she farted once when I was licking her

Uke: LMFAO

Tori: we laughed

Uke: OMG

Tori: I held my nose and carried on

Uke: i would have like
Uke: died

Tori: lol

Uke: thats so embarrassing

Tori: not really, it was a laugh

Uke: lol
Uke: i would have like cried
Uke: lol

Tori: lol
Tori: if you farted or if he farted?

Uke: either of us lol

Tori: lol
Tori: my gf really likes tickling me

Uke: i lov tickling my boyfriend
Uke: love

Tori: I never thought about it before her xD
Tori: I like being tickled now :)

Uke: awh
Uke: how cute

Tori: thanks xD

Uke: mhm
Uke: ;0
Uke: :)
Tori: :)

Uke: well im tired

Tori: ok :)

Uke: night!! msg me on tumblr if youd like

Tori: I might talk to you on tumblr :)

Uke: kayy byeeee
Uke: oh cool!
Uke: :)

Tori: bye :)
Tori: sweet dreams ;)

Uke has disconnected

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