these are actual chats between two people who met randomly. they were aware that someone else could see what they were saying, and anyone can end the conversation at any time. the words 'Tori' and 'Uke' are from Aikido - they're not names. any identifiable details have been removed/edited
contains explicit material
[it was also two males - somebody was fibbing]
Question to discuss:
what do you think of porn?
Tori: it's ok
Uke: awesome lol
Tori: I don't watch so much now.
Uke: it helps me get better in bed with my boyfriend
Tori: really?
Uke: yes
Uke: lol
Tori: helps you find his g-spot?
Uke: why do you think girls know how to do good things
Uke: lol
Uke: no
Uke: it helps me know how to suck his dick good how
Tori: practice :P
Uke: to ride him good
Uke: lol
Tori: my way is trial and error xD
Tori: see what she likes
Uke: lol
Uke: i remember when i first suked dick
Uke: i almost died
Tori: sheash
Uke: and bit him by accident
Tori: haha
Uke: thats when i discovered porn
Tori: did he introduce you to watching porn?
Uke: no lol
Uke: i googled
Uke: how to be good at sex
Uke: lol
Tori: lol
Uke: and now im like alexis texas
Tori: google is always the answer
Uke: lol
Uke: right!1
Uke: but only with my man
Uke: n whore shit
Tori: I don't know who that is. I guess a pornstar though
Uke: no*
Uke: yepp
Uke: alexistexas.com
Tori: My gf usually swallows. She pretended to swallow once and then kissed me.
Uke: lol EW
Tori: I spat it out xD
Tori: I didn't like the taste
Uke: my boyfriend came in my mouth and it hit the back of my throat
Tori: she laughed xD
Uke: and i ran to the bathroom
Tori: did you choke?
Uke: and almost vomited
Uke: lol
Uke: non
Uke: no
Tori: why was it bad?
Tori: the taste?
Uke: no it just hit the thing
Uke: the back of the throat
Uke: like i always swallo
Tori: it hit your uvula?
Uke: yes!
Uke: lol
Tori: lol
Uke: the first time we had sex
Uke: i opened my mouth when he started
Uke: to cum and it went in my eye
Uke: and my nose
Tori: what was that like?
Uke: he started laughing
Uke: FACIAL
Tori: I wouldn't laugh
Uke: not that bad
Tori: I would think
Tori: it was really sexy
Uke: well he said it was hot but the face i made was like a surprised face
Tori: nice :D
Tori: even hotter
Uke: because i opened my eye and t was like right there going to my eye
Uke: lol
Uke: *********.tumblr.com
Tori: what's the link?
Uke: my tumblr
Tori: ok :)
Uke: you can msg me there
Uke: or whateva :D
Tori: mhmm :)
Uke: what do you think about eating girls out
Uke: lol
Tori: it tastes nice :)
Tori: I don't mind hair either :)
Uke: i had sex with a girl once
Uke: i hated it
Tori: oooo :)
Uke: like we were 69ing it
Uke: and
Uke: she was dripping on my face
Tori: I would fucking love that
Uke: lol not the way she tasted
Tori: oh
Uke: like she didnt taste right lol
Tori: I haven't tasted anyone else
Tori: from my gf
Uke: oh my
Uke: lol
Uke: my boyfriend says he loves the way i taste
Uke: he always wants to do it
Tori: yay :D
Tori: xD
Uke: LOL
Uke: :D
Uke: has your girl ever queffed lol
Uke: or however you spell it
Tori: no
Tori: she farted once when I was licking her
Uke: LMFAO
Tori: we laughed
Uke: OMG
Tori: I held my nose and carried on
Uke: i would have like
Uke: died
Tori: lol
Uke: thats so embarrassing
Tori: not really, it was a laugh
Uke: lol
Uke: i would have like cried
Uke: lol
Tori: lol
Tori: if you farted or if he farted?
Uke: either of us lol
Tori: lol
Tori: my gf really likes tickling me
Uke: i lov tickling my boyfriend
Uke: love
Tori: I never thought about it before her xD
Tori: I like being tickled now :)
Uke: awh
Uke: how cute
Tori: thanks xD
Uke: mhm
Uke: ;0
Uke: :)
Tori: :)
Uke: well im tired
Tori: ok :)
Uke: night!! msg me on tumblr if youd like
Tori: I might talk to you on tumblr :)
Uke: kayy byeeee
Uke: oh cool!
Uke: :)
Tori: bye :)
Tori: sweet dreams ;)
Uke has disconnected
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