with sincere apologies to XTC (original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s29RKnB7l7o )
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We're only making plans for Nigel
We're just a bunch of racist twits
We're just a racist band of Nigels
Nigel just talks a load of shit
His UKIP makes us feel all happy
Cos we're unhappy
Yes we're unhappy
We'll be the mugs who do his work
We're only mugs supporting Nigel
He has his future in a British steel
We're just a racist band of Nigels
He's reinvented Hitler's wheel
And if our Nigel don't like darkies
We don't like darkies
We don't like darkies
Lefties and pooftahs like he says
Nigel is quite outspoken
But he likes to speak
And he talks a shedload of guff
Nigel is paid well for his work
He gets your money for his work
We're only making plans for Nigel
We're just a bunch of racist twits
We're just a racist band of Nigels
Nigel just talks a load of shit
The EU makes us all unhappy
Cos we're unhappy
Yes we're unhappy
We'll be the mugs who do his work
