note: these are actual chats between two people who met randomly. they were aware that someone else could see what they were saying, and anyone can end the conversation at any time. the words 'Tori' and 'Uke' are from Aikido - they're not names. any identifiable details have been removed/edited
Question to discuss:
what do you think of porn?
Tori: No
Tori: No
Uke: I like it :]
Tori: And....
Tori: WHAT?
Tori: Have you even seen it?
Uke: Lol you're going to try argue with basically 100% of the male population
Uke: Obviously I have..
Tori: AHAHAHAHHAHA
Uke: ?
Tori: Tell me...doesnt it give u viruses?
Uke: Um no.. Not if you're fucking smart enough to not click those stupid fucking ads and shit lol
Tori: I mean....why would you watch it? Are males just that desperate?
Tori: Oh haha
Uke: Lol
Uke: It's not that
Tori: ....or do theyy have needs?
Uke: Yeah
Uke: Not every guy has the luxury of spending every night with a gorgeous woman :P
Tori: xD so you watch another guy having one?
Uke: Occasionally.. The norm is to watch girl on girl haha
Tori: I know this sounds weird but....do you (or boys) watch a vid more than twice?
Tori: Girl on girl? 0.0
Uke: Like the same vid?
Tori: Yea
Uke: You know.. Lesbian
Tori: Oh...yea
Uke: I've only ever watched one vid more than once and only because it was amazing :D
Tori: Amazing? How so?
Tori: Wait a sec! Dont tell me!!!!!
Uke: Why? Haha
Tori: This is just too fast
Uke: Too fast? Hahaha
Tori: Do you ever feel guilty even a lil after?
Uke: We are strangers to each other though
Tori: Yea...too fast:)
Uke: Yes naturally, do you have kik or something so we can talk there??
Tori: Uh sorry i dont
Uke: All good, this will do :P
Tori: Ok:)
Uke: You know most couples actually watch porn together
Tori: Really? Omg!
Tori: 0-0
Uke: Yeah :P
Uke: For educational purposes and such
Tori: Gtg nice meeting ya:)
Uke: How old are you if I may ask?
Tori: 16 hahah
Uke: Hahaha
Uke: Still only young
Tori: U?
Uke: I'm 18
Uke: 2 years is a big difference when you're a teen ;)
Tori: Wow..k cya
Uke: You learn alot of new things
Tori: Yea
Uke: Byee
Tori: Yup
Tori: BYeE and thnx i guess
Question to discuss:
what do you think of porn?
Tori: Wow, good question.
Uke: Hi.
Tori: I don't really know what to think, on one side there's the fact I enjoy watching it occasionally, on the other I feel it's an awful thing.
Tori: It encourages unsafe sex, it gives people the wrong impression of what sex actually is and it changes our standards.
Uke: I hate it with a fiery passion.
Tori: Sometimes it lowers than, most of the time it highers them unnaturally.
Tori: Well, I can't hate it, because that'd be hypocritical - to be quite frank I don't get much sex and my imagination isn't all that, I rely on porn almost to relief myself when, well, you know.
Uke: I like girls with kitty ears and tail though.
Tori: We all do, man. We all do.
Uke: I'm not a man.
Tori: We all do, woman. We all do.
Uke: I'm not a woman.
Tori: We all do, we all do.
Uke: Good.
Tori: Nice chatting to you then, um... buddy.
Tori has disconnected
Question to discuss:
what do you think of porn?
Tori: I like it :P
Tori: I'm not sure about the morality of it
Tori: but I tend not to think about that :P
Uke: It's evil
Uke: Tool of the devil
Uke: y'all motherfuckers need jesus
Tori: It doesn't seem to affect me in other areas of life though
Tori: So I don't see really a problem
Uke: It's probably kinda healthy
Uke: Burning calories
Tori: Haha
Tori: endorphins :P
Uke: Could help your physical performance
Uke: And yeah
Uke: Those help you be happier
Uke: Reduce chances of depression and other mood disorders
Tori: There was a study proving that looking at boobs every day makes you healthire :P
Uke: But still
Uke: Jesus
Tori: What about him?
Uke: Uhm
Uke: well
Uke: Y'know
Uke: Bible
Uke: God
Uke: Heaven
Uke: Hell
Uke: Second Testament?
Tori: I don't believe in God or the Bibile
Tori: *Bible
Uke: And that's why your totally going to hell
Tori: Haha
Tori: I don't believe that I am though
Uke: Probs
Tori: Do you want me to commit to something I don't believe in?
Uke: Y'all need to realise that y'all making a fool out of yourself to tha lord
Uke: If i could type in that accent
Uke: I totally would
Uke: And just preach random religious stuff
Tori: HAHAHA
Tori: I don't BELIEVE it though
Uke: And it doesn't BELIEVE in you either!!!11
Uke: How do you like it?!
Uke: Yeah
Uke: That's what i thought
Uke: praise jesus leik a tru christian <333333~~~~
Tori: A christian wouldn't say that god doesn't believe in me
Uke: Oh
Uke: Well then
Uke: Back to the drawing board
Tori: And I don't like it just as much as I do like it
Tori: which is not at all
Uke: Sounds pretty neutral
Tori: exactly
Uke: I like the idea of reincarnation
Tori: it doesn't affect me cause I don't believe it's there in the first palce
Uke: That seems cool
Uke: So i'm gonna believe in that
Uke: But not the whole, if you were bad you come back as a worm thing
Uke: Just you come back as a different living thing
Uke: Reguardless of if you were Mother Teresa or Hitler
Tori: it seems cool, so you believe it??
Uke: I do now
Tori: seems a bit shallow
Uke: Well it doesn't really affect me either.
Uke: As it's not based on anything i do in this life
Uke: And if it's true, i won't remember being me anyway
Tori: Huh
Tori: But Karma
Tori: reincarnation is when you come back as something based on your actions in this life
Uke: Karma is super annoying, with her stun chain thingy
Tori: be a dick and you come back as a worm
Tori: be awesme and you come back as a prince
Uke: In my version, it's just some sort of energy recycling flow thing
Uke: There might be souls involved
Uke: The soul is the energy
Uke: And it just hops around
Tori: k
Uke: And when you're a soul
Uke: You can remember all your past lives
Uke: As everything you have ever lived as
Tori: Huh
Uke: But the mortal physical brain of a living thing doesn't allow that sort of spectral information
Uke: And it's totally new, the brain itself hasn't experienced anything
Uke: Which is why the organism can't remember the other lives
Uke: But the soul can when it's free of a body
Uke: That's my new religion/faith/whatever-it's-called
Tori: wow
Tori: onya
Uke: Thank you
Uke: What do you believe in?
Tori: no god :P
Uke: No nothing?
Tori: some nothing
Tori: some something
Uke: Which nothing
Uke: And which something
Tori: humans. the body. the earth
Tori: the universe
Tori: and no ethereal deities
Uke: Sounds like fun on the bun
Uke: Though not as much fun on the bun as my bun
Tori: Haha
Tori: Well it's not about what sounds fun
Tori: it's about what you think is true
Uke: With death that's kinda ultimately final, i reckon it can be what ever people want it to be
Tori: Hmm
Tori: I think death is just the end of it
Tori: no heaven
Tori: no reincarnation
Tori: just
Tori: blank
Uke: That's boring
Uke: No one wants blank
Tori: I know
Tori: I hate it
Uke: Sould hopping is soooo much more cooler
Tori: but that's what I think happens
Uke: *Soul
Uke: Is sould a word?
Uke: Souldering iron?
Tori: soulder is
Tori: not sould
Uke: Not the past tense of solder?
Uke: *Soulder
Uke: My computer isn't showing those little red lines
Tori: :P
Uke: So forgive any spelling mistakes i don't correct
Tori: kk
Uke: Words i reckon i've got wrong, ultimately and reguardless
Tori: :P
Uke: Anywho
Uke: What'cha doin'?
Tori: Not a lot
Tori: just listenin to musics
Uke: Which musics?
Uke: I NEED TO KNOW!
Uke: I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW
Uke: WILL YA LOVE ME FOREVER
Uke: DO YA NEED ME
Uke: WILL YA NEVER LEAVE
Uke: ME
Uke: WILL YA MAKE ME SO HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Uke: WILL YA TAKE ME AWAY, WILL YA MAKE ME YOUR WIFE
Uke: I gotta know right now
Uke: Before we go any further
Uke: Do ya love me, will ya love me forever
Uke: Gee stranger
Uke: I serenade you, and no reaction?
Tori: SORRY
Tori: oh
Tori: right now
Uke: YOU BETTER BE!
Uke: YOU WILL BE
Tori: Infected Mushroom
Uke: I'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT!
Uke: Never heard of it
Uke: But i like the sound of it
Tori: it is pretty chill
Uke: That was Paradise by the Dashboard light by Meatloaf
Uke: Just so ya know
Tori: :O
Tori: ohkay
Uke: Also a pretty chill song
Tori: rad
Uke: I enjoy it
Uke: And how's your day going
Uke: Havin fun?
Tori: mm
Tori: im tired
Tori: n bored
Tori: haha
Uke: I don't seem to need sleep anymore
Tori: yeah
Tori: same
Tori: :/
Uke: Been getting less and less sleep, and feeling less and less tired
Tori: Really?
Tori: Wow
Uke: Really truly
Uke: Might do an all nighter tonight
Uke: Get stuff done
Uke: And if i do, no harm done
Uke: With Sunday tomorrow
Tori: nice
Uke: Yeah, should be fun
Uke: Though one of the projects, there's two, is just some essay
Uke: Which are super easy
Uke: I could do that one day easy
Uke: So it may not be an ALL nighter
Uke: Just super early morning nighter
Tori: Ohh
Uke: Alrighty
Uke: I made my bed
Tori: Ohkay
Uke: And now i might not have to sleep in it
Tori: Haha
Tori: that's how it workts
Uke: You got any work you need to finish?
Tori: Nope
Uke: Any outstanding assingments
Uke: I'm sure you have a lot of outstanding assignments
Tori: Nope
Uke: But you seem like such a good worker
Uke: I've been getting less and less productive as the year draws to a close
Tori: Ohh noes
Uke: I have left like, the last 4 assignments to the very final minute
Uke: I am just so over work right now
Uke: But, only a bit more of that for a year
Uke: Then i get like, the longest holidays ever
Uke: Which will be awesome
Uke: I plan to be very productive during those
Uke: Whenever i find something i want to do, but i can't do because it would take time away from current work
Uke: I'd just say, i'll do it in the holidays
Uke: And so now i've got a whole list of things to do
Tori: Awh
Uke: I'm gonna learn to draw, i'm gonna learn German, i'm gonna exercise a whole lot, i'm gonna train my dog some more
Uke: It's gonna be great
Uke: Oh, and i'm gonna write some stories
Uke: And i'll have so much more game time
Uke: Because y'know
Uke: Creativity is always super fun
Uke: But i just need that last minute stress motivation to come around
Uke: Then i can get along to doing that
Uke: What're you gonna do later?
Tori: uhm
Tori: dunno
Tori: i have a wedding to go to
Uke: Is it yours?
Tori: nah man
Tori: my uncle haha
Uke: Are you married?
Tori: nah I'm 18 haha
Uke: Do you wanna get married?
Tori: One day yeah
Tori: for sure
Uke: Anyone caught your eye for that?
Tori: I have a gf
Tori: but I'm not sure it'll get that far
Uke: Any specific reason?
Uke: Or just too early to tell
Tori: Uhm
Tori: just a feeling I geuss
Uke: Lets hope that feeling changes
Uke: To a deep longing love
Tori: dunno
Uke: Or not
Uke: If you don't feel that way
Uke: I won't send out any positive energy without your permission
Tori: Haha
Tori: :P
Uke: It's been quite awhile since i went to a wedding
Tori: Ahkay
Uke: I actually didn't know the people all that well
Uke: So it was kinda awkward
Uke: Well, maybe not awkward
Uke: But
Uke: Y'know
Tori: Oh
Uke: Made some friends though
Tori: i am off
Tori: sorry
Uke: No you're not
Tori: not off, or not sorry?
Uke: Not off
Tori: Haha
Uke: Your shift isn't over
Uke: Where're you going?
Tori: Haha
Tori: to bed
Tori: it's getting late
Uke: What's the time, Mr. Wolf?
Tori: nearly 12
Uke: Well then
Uke: I'll be here if you want to chat again
Tori: kk
Uke: Ask for Xxxxx
Tori: cyaaa
Uke: Cya laterz
Tori: Xxxxx?
Uke: Xxxxx
Tori: You are Xxxxx?
Tori: Cool
Uke: I am Xxxxx
Tori: I'm Xxxx
Uke: Been Xxxxxall my life
Uke: Hiya Xxxx
Tori: Haha
Uke: I knew a Xxxx
Tori: It was me
Tori: I became a ninja
Tori: now I am back
Uke: Oh! Well it's great to see you again
Uke: I've heard being a Ninja is very rewarding
Tori: ya
Uke: I might think of trying out for one too
Tori: do it
Uke: Aye-aye, Capt'n
Uke: But
Uke: That would be a holiday thing too
Uke: Gee i can't wait for holidays
Uke: They're gonna be Holly's Days
Tori: HAHA
Uke: Well that was creepy
Uke: Sounded like someone was knocking into walls
Uke: Probs just a demon though
Uke has disconnected
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