Saturday, 12 October 2013

anonymous chats: what do you think of porn?

note: these are actual chats between two people who met randomly. they were aware that someone else could see what they were saying, and anyone can end the conversation at any time. the words 'Tori' and 'Uke' are from Aikido - they're not names. any identifiable details have been removed/edited

Question to discuss:
what do you think of porn?

Tori: No
Tori: No

Uke: I like it :]

Tori: And....
Tori: WHAT?
Tori: Have you even seen it?

Uke: Lol you're going to try argue with basically 100% of the male population
Uke: Obviously I have..

Tori: AHAHAHAHHAHA

Uke: ?

Tori: Tell me...doesnt it give u viruses?

Uke: Um no.. Not if you're fucking smart enough to not click those stupid fucking ads and shit lol

Tori: I mean....why would you watch it? Are males just that desperate?
Tori: Oh haha

Uke: Lol
Uke: It's not that

Tori: ....or do theyy have needs?

Uke: Yeah
Uke: Not every guy has the luxury of spending every night with a gorgeous woman :P

Tori: xD so you watch another guy having one?

Uke: Occasionally.. The norm is to watch girl on girl haha

Tori: I know this sounds weird but....do you (or boys) watch a vid more than twice?
Tori: Girl on girl? 0.0

Uke: Like the same vid?

Tori: Yea

Uke: You know.. Lesbian

Tori: Oh...yea

Uke: I've only ever watched one vid more than once and only because it was amazing :D

Tori: Amazing? How so?
Tori: Wait a sec! Dont tell me!!!!!

Uke: Why? Haha

Tori: This is just too fast

Uke: Too fast? Hahaha

Tori: Do you ever feel guilty even a lil after?

Uke: We are strangers to each other though

Tori: Yea...too fast:)

Uke: Yes naturally, do you have kik or something so we can talk there??

Tori: Uh sorry i dont

Uke: All good, this will do :P

Tori: Ok:)

Uke: You know most couples actually watch porn together

Tori: Really? Omg!
Tori: 0-0

Uke: Yeah :P
Uke: For educational purposes and such

Tori: Gtg nice meeting ya:)

Uke: How old are you if I may ask?

Tori: 16 hahah

Uke: Hahaha
Uke: Still only young

Tori: U?

Uke: I'm 18
Uke: 2 years is a big difference when you're a teen ;)

Tori: Wow..k cya

Uke: You learn alot of new things

Tori: Yea

Uke: Byee

Tori: Yup

Tori: BYeE and thnx i guess


Question to discuss:
what do you think of porn?

Tori: Wow, good question.

Uke: Hi.

Tori: I don't really know what to think, on one side there's the fact I enjoy watching it occasionally, on the other I feel it's an awful thing.
Tori: It encourages unsafe sex, it gives people the wrong impression of what sex actually is and it changes our standards.

Uke: I hate it with a fiery passion.

Tori: Sometimes it lowers than, most of the time it highers them unnaturally.
Tori: Well, I can't hate it, because that'd be hypocritical - to be quite frank I don't get much sex and my imagination isn't all that, I rely on porn almost to relief myself when, well, you know.

Uke: I like girls with kitty ears and tail though.

Tori: We all do, man. We all do.

Uke: I'm not a man.

Tori: We all do, woman. We all do.

Uke: I'm not a woman.

Tori: We all do, we all do.

Uke: Good.

Tori: Nice chatting to you then, um... buddy.

Tori has disconnected


Question to discuss:
what do you think of porn?

Tori: I like it :P
Tori: I'm not sure about the morality of it
Tori: but I tend not to think about that :P

Uke: It's evil
Uke: Tool of the devil
Uke: y'all motherfuckers need jesus

Tori: It doesn't seem to affect me in other areas of life though
Tori: So I don't see really a problem

Uke: It's probably kinda healthy
Uke: Burning calories

Tori: Haha
Tori: endorphins :P

Uke: Could help your physical performance
Uke: And yeah
Uke: Those help you be happier
Uke: Reduce chances of depression and other mood disorders

Tori: There was a study proving that looking at boobs every day makes you healthire :P

Uke: But still
Uke: Jesus

Tori: What about him?

Uke: Uhm
Uke: well
Uke: Y'know
Uke: Bible
Uke: God
Uke: Heaven
Uke: Hell
Uke: Second Testament?

Tori: I don't believe in God or the Bibile
Tori: *Bible

Uke: And that's why your totally going to hell

Tori: Haha
Tori: I don't believe that I am though

Uke: Probs

Tori: Do you want me to commit to something I don't believe in?

Uke: Y'all need to realise that y'all making a fool out of yourself to tha lord
Uke: If i could type in that accent
Uke: I totally would
Uke: And just preach random religious stuff

Tori: HAHAHA
Tori: I don't BELIEVE it though

Uke: And it doesn't BELIEVE in you either!!!11
Uke: How do you like it?!
Uke: Yeah
Uke: That's what i thought
Uke: praise jesus leik a tru christian <333333~~~~

Tori: A christian wouldn't say that god doesn't believe in me

Uke: Oh
Uke: Well then
Uke: Back to the drawing board

Tori: And I don't like it just as much as I do like it
Tori: which is not at all

Uke: Sounds pretty neutral

Tori: exactly

Uke: I like the idea of reincarnation

Tori: it doesn't affect me cause I don't believe it's there in the first palce

Uke: That seems cool
Uke: So i'm gonna believe in that
Uke: But not the whole, if you were bad you come back as a worm thing
Uke: Just you come back as a different living thing
Uke: Reguardless of if you were Mother Teresa or Hitler

Tori: it seems cool, so you believe it??

Uke: I do now

Tori: seems a bit shallow

Uke: Well it doesn't really affect me either.
Uke: As it's not based on anything i do in this life
Uke: And if it's true, i won't remember being me anyway

Tori: Huh
Tori: But Karma
Tori: reincarnation is when you come back as something based on your actions in this life

Uke: Karma is super annoying, with her stun chain thingy

Tori: be a dick and you come back as a worm
Tori: be awesme and you come back as a prince

Uke: In my version, it's just some sort of energy recycling flow thing
Uke: There might be souls involved
Uke: The soul is the energy
Uke: And it just hops around

Tori: k

Uke: And when you're a soul
Uke: You can remember all your past lives
Uke: As everything you have ever lived as

Tori: Huh

Uke: But the mortal physical brain of a living thing doesn't allow that sort of spectral information
Uke: And it's totally new, the brain itself hasn't experienced anything
Uke: Which is why the organism can't remember the other lives
Uke: But the soul can when it's free of a body
Uke: That's my new religion/faith/whatever-it's-called

Tori: wow
Tori: onya

Uke: Thank you
Uke: What do you believe in?

Tori: no god :P

Uke: No nothing?

Tori: some nothing
Tori: some something

Uke: Which nothing
Uke: And which something

Tori: humans. the body. the earth
Tori: the universe
Tori: and no ethereal deities

Uke: Sounds like fun on the bun
Uke: Though not as much fun on the bun as my bun

Tori: Haha
Tori: Well it's not about what sounds fun
Tori: it's about what you think is true

Uke: With death that's kinda ultimately final, i reckon it can be what ever people want it to be

Tori: Hmm
Tori: I think death is just the end of it
Tori: no heaven
Tori: no reincarnation
Tori: just
Tori: blank

Uke: That's boring
Uke: No one wants blank

Tori: I know
Tori: I hate it

Uke: Sould hopping is soooo much more cooler

Tori: but that's what I think happens

Uke: *Soul
Uke: Is sould a word?
Uke: Souldering iron?

Tori: soulder is
Tori: not sould

Uke: Not the past tense of solder?
Uke: *Soulder

Uke: My computer isn't showing those little red lines

Tori: :P

Uke: So forgive any spelling mistakes i don't correct

Tori: kk

Uke: Words i reckon i've got wrong, ultimately and reguardless

Tori: :P

Uke: Anywho
Uke: What'cha doin'?

Tori: Not a lot
Tori: just listenin to musics

Uke: Which musics?
Uke: I NEED TO KNOW!
Uke: I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW
Uke: WILL YA LOVE ME FOREVER
Uke: DO YA NEED ME
Uke: WILL YA NEVER LEAVE
Uke: ME
Uke: WILL YA MAKE ME SO HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Uke: WILL YA TAKE ME AWAY, WILL YA MAKE ME YOUR WIFE
Uke: I gotta know right now
Uke: Before we go any further
Uke: Do ya love me, will ya love me forever
Uke: Gee stranger
Uke: I serenade you, and no reaction?

Tori: SORRY
Tori: oh
Tori: right now

Uke: YOU BETTER BE!
Uke: YOU WILL BE

Tori: Infected Mushroom

Uke: I'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT!
Uke: Never heard of it
Uke: But i like the sound of it

Tori: it is pretty chill

Uke: That was Paradise by the Dashboard light by Meatloaf
Uke: Just so ya know

Tori: :O
Tori: ohkay

Uke: Also a pretty chill song

Tori: rad

Uke: I enjoy it
Uke: And how's your day going
Uke: Havin fun?

Tori: mm
Tori: im tired
Tori: n bored
Tori: haha

Uke: I don't seem to need sleep anymore

Tori: yeah
Tori: same
Tori: :/

Uke: Been getting less and less sleep, and feeling less and less tired

Tori: Really?
Tori: Wow

Uke: Really truly
Uke: Might do an all nighter tonight
Uke: Get stuff done
Uke: And if i do, no harm done
Uke: With Sunday tomorrow

Tori: nice

Uke: Yeah, should be fun
Uke: Though one of the projects, there's two, is just some essay
Uke: Which are super easy
Uke: I could do that one day easy
Uke: So it may not be an ALL nighter
Uke: Just super early morning nighter

Tori: Ohh

Uke: Alrighty
Uke: I made my bed

Tori: Ohkay

Uke: And now i might not have to sleep in it

Tori: Haha
Tori: that's how it workts

Uke: You got any work you need to finish?

Tori: Nope

Uke: Any outstanding assingments
Uke: I'm sure you have a lot of outstanding assignments

Tori: Nope

Uke: But you seem like such a good worker
Uke: I've been getting less and less productive as the year draws to a close

Tori: Ohh noes

Uke: I have left like, the last 4 assignments to the very final minute
Uke: I am just so over work right now
Uke: But, only a bit more of that for a year
Uke: Then i get like, the longest holidays ever
Uke: Which will be awesome
Uke: I plan to be very productive during those
Uke: Whenever i find something i want to do, but i can't do because it would take time away from current work
Uke: I'd just say, i'll do it in the holidays
Uke: And so now i've got a whole list of things to do

Tori: Awh

Uke: I'm gonna learn to draw, i'm gonna learn German, i'm gonna exercise a whole lot, i'm gonna train my dog some more
Uke: It's gonna be great
Uke: Oh, and i'm gonna write some stories
Uke: And i'll have so much more game time
Uke: Because y'know
Uke: Creativity is always super fun
Uke: But i just need that last minute stress motivation to come around
Uke: Then i can get along to doing that
Uke: What're you gonna do later?

Tori: uhm
Tori: dunno
Tori: i have a wedding to go to

Uke: Is it yours?

Tori: nah man
Tori: my uncle haha

Uke: Are you married?

Tori: nah I'm 18 haha

Uke: Do you wanna get married?

Tori: One day yeah
Tori: for sure

Uke: Anyone caught your eye for that?

Tori: I have a gf
Tori: but I'm not sure it'll get that far

Uke: Any specific reason?
Uke: Or just too early to tell

Tori: Uhm
Tori: just a feeling I geuss

Uke: Lets hope that feeling changes
Uke: To a deep longing love

Tori: dunno

Uke: Or not
Uke: If you don't feel that way
Uke: I won't send out any positive energy without your permission

Tori: Haha
Tori: :P

Uke: It's been quite awhile since i went to a wedding

Tori: Ahkay

Uke: I actually didn't know the people all that well
Uke: So it was kinda awkward
Uke: Well, maybe not awkward
Uke: But
Uke: Y'know

Tori: Oh

Uke: Made some friends though

Tori: i am off
Tori: sorry

Uke: No you're not

Tori: not off, or not sorry?

Uke: Not off

Tori: Haha

Uke: Your shift isn't over
Uke: Where're you going?

Tori: Haha
Tori: to bed
Tori: it's getting late

Uke: What's the time, Mr. Wolf?

Tori: nearly 12

Uke: Well then
Uke: I'll be here if you want to chat again

Tori: kk

Uke: Ask for Xxxxx

Tori: cyaaa

Uke: Cya laterz

Tori: Xxxxx?

Uke: Xxxxx

Tori: You are Xxxxx?
Tori: Cool

Uke: I am Xxxxx

Tori: I'm Xxxx

Uke: Been Xxxxxall my life
Uke: Hiya Xxxx

Tori: Haha

Uke: I knew a Xxxx

Tori: It was me
Tori: I became a ninja
Tori: now I am back

Uke: Oh! Well it's great to see you again
Uke: I've heard being a Ninja is very rewarding

Tori: ya

Uke: I might think of trying out for one too

Tori: do it

Uke: Aye-aye, Capt'n
Uke: But
Uke: That would be a holiday thing too
Uke: Gee i can't wait for holidays
Uke: They're gonna be Holly's Days

Tori: HAHA

Uke: Well that was creepy
Uke: Sounded like someone was knocking into walls
Uke: Probs just a demon though

Uke has disconnected

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