"Making Plans For Nigel"

with sincere apologies to XTC (original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s29RKnB7l7o )

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We're only making plans for Nigel
We're just a bunch of racist twits
We're just a racist band of Nigels
Nigel just talks a load of shit

His UKIP makes us feel all happy
Cos we're unhappy
Yes we're unhappy
We'll be the mugs who do his work

We're only mugs supporting Nigel
He has his future in a British steel
We're just a racist band of Nigels
He's reinvented Hitler's wheel

And if our Nigel don't like darkies
We don't like darkies
We don't like darkies
Lefties and pooftahs like he says

Nigel is quite outspoken
But he likes to speak
And he talks a shedload of guff
Nigel is paid well for his work
He gets your money for his work

We're only making plans for Nigel
We're just a bunch of racist twits
We're just a racist band of Nigels
Nigel just talks a load of shit

The EU makes us all unhappy
Cos we're unhappy
Yes we're unhappy
We'll be the mugs who do his work