jus' riffin' on John Betjeman's 'How to Get On in Society'
How To Get Pissed Off at Society
Text me your email, Orlando
The license man's at the door
The sprogs have downloaded some horrible app
And spread Fisher Price on the floor
Is it heating or eating today, dear?
I'm like well tired of this, innit
My lottery ticket was crumpled and dead
And you've got to be out of it to win it
And as for that fucker on Facebook
I don't know why you don't block'em
The iPlayer's dead and it's fucking my head
I wanna find someone and sock'em
Now here is a council tax sandwich
And do use the wifi for ever
There's something I've wanted to ask you
Is Skrillex big, stupid or clever?
The bastards have taxed my spare bedroom
The food cheques have bounced at the bank
I'm going to parliament like White Van Man
I'll be driving a fucking great tank
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